Race-Changing and Exodus

By John Doe

“Kuala Lumpur, March 8 (IANS) ‘I am a Malay…in sentiment and spirit,’ Malaya’s former prime minister Mahathir Mohamad, whose roots are partly Indian, has asserted in his autobiography that is just out. Although he has South Indian roots, he says: ‘I am a Malay and am proud of it. I am a Malay not just on paper. I am also a Malay in sentiment and in spirit’, The Star reported.”

He was careful NOT to mention anything about DNA. The very essence of the Anwar trial. He, as a Medical Doctor, should have known. Here is the mouldy fossil telling the entire world that one can change his race. Is he correct? Well, if we were to use Cultural Anthropology, this senile toad may not be so wrong. After all, what’s the difference between the Black Hmong, the White Hmong, the Red Hmong, the Blue Hmong, and the Flower Hmong? Yep. You guessed it… The color of their clothes. In simpleton terms, they follow a color-coded segregation.
However, physical anthologists would clearly and easily argue this case. If we look at Malayans today, who speak English, and dress in western clothes (yes, even the t-shirt and shorts do not resemble any Asian clothing like the Sarong, the Au Yai, nor the Cheongsam) then Malayan must ALL be Westerners !! This thus, makes all Malayans Caucasoids? After all, Malayans also listen to Western Songs, and do not dance to traditional dances either. Add to that, there are also people who have accepted Middle Eastern Religions, such as Christianity, Hinduism and Islam.
(Special Note for those who still do not know) Hinduism originated from Iran, and then spread to India, which in turn reformed it to become the Hinduism which we know today) In addition, how many knows that Abraham (father of the 3 Monotheistic Religions) came from Iran? Check it. He came from the Land of Ur. And that is in Iran.
Speaking of Abraham, what does Abraham Ali want now? He wants to boot out all Malayans who resist UMNO. This would be a very interesting scenario, should it happen; or might I say, when it happens: 
Firstly, Malaya would lose all the intellectuals overnight. She would then resemble Kampuchea during the Pol Pot Regime, where all intellectuals were summarily executed. (Remember the killing fields) For the record, Cambodia has yet to recover from that massive loss.
Secondly, Intellectual Malayans would be queueing up next to the Burmese Refugees awaiting for their UNHCR Cards. They will be relocated (free of charge) to a first-world country of their choice. Be it  America, Canada, the UK, New Zealand, Australia, Switzerland, Holland and so on.
Thirdly, this would create massive publicity for Malaya. Probably have an embargo against the importation or exports of anything , thus making this piece of crud useless.
Fourthly, UMNO can then Masturbate their Ketuanan until they bleed now, coz there will be no flow of expats nor their much needed foreign dollars
Fifth, the Ringgit will be worth less than the Rupiah, probably something to the tune of “2kg of Ringgit=10 Rupiah”. Yes, even worse than the Banana money during the Japanese Occupation.
I can go on and on and on, but I’ll end today’s discussion with a simple series of questions: 
Why weren’t the Japanese in Malaya prosecuted for anything they did during WWll? 
Was UMNO working with the Japanese as Kempetai Spies? 
Instead, the MPAJA (Malayan Anti-Japanese Army) is spat on, and labelled as Criminals or Communists instead.
Shouldn’t all the Malays who fought against the Japanese as MPAJA be heralded as TRUE Heroes, instead of Village Morons like Tok Janggut?