That Effing Show #46: The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre

Dear friends/machas/lovers/kaki,
There was a massacre last Monday.
And what a bloody massacre it was. JAKIM was on the prowl, raiding hotels, arresting folks for having…. *gasp* dinner with each other, for declaring their undying love for one another. Nasrudin Hasan, the PAS youth chief got his 15 minutes of fame; his name appearing in AFP, in The Huffington Post, in The New Zealand Herald.

In the spirit of “opening a can of whoop-ass”, we’re calling out Dato’ Ustazah Siti Nor Bahyah for making up stuff about Valentine’s Day, so we give a little history lesson of our own.

P.S. No flowers or candy please, nanti masuk lokap.