Road Map for Ketuanan


written by John Doe

 

The Malaysian Military:

Present strength of the Malaysian Army is approximately as follows:
Malaysian Army Active: 110,000 personnel
Active Reserve: 41,600 personnel
Paramilitary: 18,000 personnel
RELA People’s volunteer corps: 596,799 personnel

This makes it close to 800,000 Malaysian Military.

Strangely, this exceeds the Burmese Junta, which only has 492,000 Military.

What is even more surprising, is the fact that Malaysia only has a population of 25 million, while Burma, has a population of 50 million. So, while the world looks at Burma, and criticizes it for having far too much Military-to-Population ratio, I’m sure, that they forgot to look at Malaysia. Anything listed under the Military, is deemed “Classified”, and out-of-bounds for scrutiny. Items such as a lone-thief with Jet-Engines bound for Iran, Stolen C4 for Mongolian BBQ’s, Submarines which can only float, Sale of Burmese Refugees, and so on.

Looking at the above stats, one can only draw 2 conclusions.

1) The “Ketuanan Militar”  (yes, I deliberately use the Indonesian word) is so useless, that it takes 4 times the number that of Burma, per capita.

2) Malaysia is preparing for Military Rule. Let’s not forget all the recent announcements of new Military Purchases.

Assuming that Malaysia will not be ruled by the Military yet, let’s look at Malaysian Efficiency.
Civil Servants
Malaysia has the highest number of Civil Servants in this region. Let us compare with the One Million Civil Servants in the Indian state of Andhra Pradesh. This Indian state has a population of 75million people. Andhra Pradesh is always accused of being ultra inefficient, and too dumb to effectively run it’s operations. Now here’s the bad news. Malaysia also has One Million Civil Servants. And the fact that Malaysia has only 25million people, makes Malaysian Civil Servants Three times as inefficient, Three times as stupid compared to Andhra Pradesh. In comparison, even Indonesians, whom many UMNO people consider to be stupid, have only HALF the percentage-ratio of Civil servants ! Which, in effect makes Indonesian Civil Servants twice as smart as any Civil Servant you will meet in Malaysia. The Thais also have the same proportion as that of Indonesia. Same for Korea. Viva Ketuanan !! 
Is this why they are called “Civil Servants” but need not behave like Servants?
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Civil Servants by day, Mat Rempit by night.
Brains of the country
Previously, in response to the problem of unemployed graduates, Deputy Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak declared that the civil service would be picking up the slack — an explicit admission that the government employs the worst of our graduates to keep them from turning against the government at the ballot box. (If you can’t get employed, then come work for us)

Around the same time, Parliament was informed that 70% of public university graduates are unemployed.

Whatever the case may be, the fact is that a lot of the graduates our public universities unleash on the country are not employable. And these unemployable people find employment in the government.

Brawn of the Prime Minister’s Dept.
There were only 4,414 staff in 1981
It takes 43,544 staff to run Jibby’s admin today. And that is a 1,000% increase, with the largest spike in 2010, from 25,332 staff to 43,544 staff.  (this is an increase of 71.893% in ONE YEAR!!!!) It is ironic, and iconic that Malaysians simply became 1,000% more stupid since 1981. We definitely need more BTN programs.
Just to rub salt into the wound, it only takes 1,888 staff in the White House to run America, which has a staggering 300million population.
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I can scream and shout about Prostitutes, Beggars, Drunkards, and Slitty-Eyes with impunity, because I have Ketuanan.
Pocket of the Prime Minister’s Dept
The White House budget request for 2011 (pg 13 of this PDF) is for a total of US$393,883,000 which works out to RM1, 299, 813, 900.

The Budget for our Prime Minister’s Office is RM4 billion (US$1.25 billion)

So, while Malaysia spends triple that of America in terms of absolute Dollars, let’s not also forget that America has a population of 300million, while Malaysia only has a population of 25million. Effectively making the Executive expenditure at 300 times more than America  per capita !!
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Bammy: “Eh, how come your office spends three times mine although your population is only less than one-tenth of America?”
Jibby: “We have Ketuanan….”
Bammy: “What is Ketuanan?”
Jibby: “Well, it’s kinda like 1Malaysia… no one really knows, but we just shout about it, and my (uneducated) voters seem to like the sound of it…”
And for those who argue that the Military is placed under the Prime Minister’s Department, I will want to immediately highlight that, this is also the case with Tan Swe, who is the Dictator of Burma. And by the way, Burma only spends US$39million for its’ Military.
Now I pose it to you, is Malaysia really headed in the direction of Military rule? There certainly have been countless Joint-Military Malaysia-Burma Exercises in Myanmar already; both countries want Nuclear in their Arsenal, and Altantuya still rests uneasy.
The short-cut to Military Rule in Malaysia is, if UMNO can restart another May13th. This is something they look forward to. Below is a video which some UMNO-friendly person has put up
Under Military rule, there will be no Opposition. Malaysia can lockup anyone for 20years like some other Nobel Prize Winner we know, and no Embargo is going to scare them. They’ve seen it fail in Burma, and certainly have enough oil money to shut up the opposition for a very very long time.
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Malaysia badly needs a new government, and it needs to happen today!



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