Stupid & Stupider
TAKDENAMA NEWS REPORT, MMXII
Bloody Slow Breaking News, Selangor.
An undisclosed whistle blower had come forward to inform this news agency that Ampang MP and PKR Wanita Chief, Zuraida Kamaruddin aka Azmin’s lackey, turned up at ADUN Cempaka YB Iskandar Samad’s offices sometime last week when the latter was not around.
Accompanying Zuraida is one Chinese old man, Mr. Yap aka Zuraida’s “new” lackey, who is also the self appointed PKR Cabang (unofficial) Pandan Jaya “taiko”.
The two felons had approached YB Iskandar’s aide ordering him to use Iskandar’s official stamp on an official letter issued from PKR Selangor, stating that the issue has been discussed “upstairs” and that the stamp was required to complete the authorization of Mr. X as the new penghulu of Ampang New Village.
Incidentally, everybody who is somebody in the Ampang & Pandan area knows that Iskandar is due to fly overseas the following day and will not be in his office that particular day. His office has officially informed both DAP and PKR’s offices a few weeks before.
When ordered by Zuraida, common sense prevailed and Iskandar’s aide was quick to inform the Ampang MP that Iskandar’s official stamp is always with him and not being kept in the office and that Zuraida and Mr Yap could either go directly to Iskandar’s residence or wait until he comes back from his trip.
That statement did not go down too well with Zuraida and she left without stating another word.