Suicide note here there and everywhere

By Lee Wee Tak

So now we have an earth shattering, heart stopping but very slow in emerging suicide note that would change the direction of a national soap drama played out and played on the grief of the Teoh family?

Suicide notes are hard to come by. It is not everyday that we write one for ourselves so THAT note must be very very precious, right?


Signature, handwriting on ‘note’ not Beng Hock’s, says his family

Wong Choon Mei, Malaysia Chronicle In a dramatic turn of events, the family of Teoh Beng Hock has disputed the handwriting on the note that Attorney-General Gani Patail claims was a “suicide” note, saying it was obvious the signature and the writing was not Beng Hock’s.

The family pointed out to me multiple discrepancies in the handwriting in the note, which mainly includes Chinese characters and some words in English, which are in stark contrast to the handwriting of Teoh Beng Hock, both in Chinese and English, in documents written by him before his untimely and tragic death,” their lawyer Karpal Singh said in a statement


Breaking news, in Berlin, a homeless man said he found this suicide note neatly kept in a leather bag and wanted big money for it. It purportedly read as follows:-

Farewell, my brave noble Germans. Today the damn Russians, Americans and British are banging into our beloved Berlin. We Germans have fought valiantly but I have been betrayed by my own generals, by rich & smart minority in our country and darn better technology found in foreign countries. I shall have one last round of merriment with Eva and not let them take me alive.

Believe me, the British have beaten us in our national sport today, but we will beat them in their national sport tomorrow and conquer the world!

Adolf H.

The writer was unerringly right. West Germany went on to win the World Cup in 1954.

Meanwhile in Florida, a trash collector has claimed that he had stumbled upon a piece of suicide note which read as follows:

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