The Information, Communication and Culture Minister, Rais Yatim, will be gracing The Best Malaysian Drama Awards Night at the TV3 auditorium tomorrow night to choose the best Malaysian dramas aired by the Umno-owned television station. The following is the list of nominees and their categories.
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Raja Petra Kamarudin
1. The best alternative lifestyle drama award
a) Ahmad Ismail, the ex-Umno Chief of Bukit Bendera, Penang, in ‘Boys to men’ (shot in his apartment in Batu Feringgi in Penang)
b) Kevin Morais, the DPP of MACC, in ‘I’m dreaming of a white Christmas’ (shot in England)
c) Khairil Annas Jusoh, the special aide to the Prime Minister, in ‘Never kiss and tell’ (shot in Seri Perdana in Putrajaya)
And the winner is…
2. The best courtroom scene dialogue award
a) The Karpal Singh sedition trial, ‘ultra virus means insulting the Sultan’
b) The Teoh Beng Hock death inquiry, ‘Have you ever jumped off from a building?’
c) The Anwar Ibrahim sodomy trial, ‘Charged for sex with a duck but evidence for sex with a chicken’
And the winner is…
3. The best double-speak dialogue award
a) Ibrahim Ali for his ‘I am a Director of Vincent Tan’s company because I am opposed to the Chinese controlling the economy’
b) Muhyiddin Yassin for his ‘I support Najib’s 1Malaysia as long as we maintain the Ketuanan Melayu policy’
c) Chua Soi Lek for his ‘The Chinese are not running dogs to the Malays but Umno is the big brother to MCA’
And the winner is…
4. The highest budget drama award
a) PKFZ: RM12 billion and still counting
b) MAS: RM9 billion down and no end in sight
c) Bakun: damn that dam and what was the cost again?
And the winner is…
5. The best comedy award
a) Zainuddin Maidin in ‘Malaysia has erections every five years’
b) Rais Yatim in ‘Okay, I will change my mode’
c) Anifah Aman in ‘Malaysia’s legal system is the most respected in the world’
And the winner is…
6. The leading actor/actress musical award
a) Mahathir Mohamad in ‘It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to’
b) Rosmah Mansor in ‘Girls just want to have fun’
c) Razak Baginda in ‘We all live in a yellow submarine’
And the winner is…
7. The best career comeback award
a) Chua Soi Lek in ‘So you thought I was history’
b) Mahathir Mohamad in ‘Who do you think calls the shots?’
c) Khairy Jamaluddin in ‘The show’s not over till the fat lady sings’
And the winner is…
8. The best script award
a) Sodomy 2: Riding on the same plot
b) PKFZ: The Chinaman as the fall guy
c) Karpal Singh Sedition: I no speakee Inggeris
And the winner is…
Translated into Chinese at: http://ccliew.blogspot.com/2010/08/blog-post_9308.html
written by onnetline, August 22, 2010 23:31:49
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written by Angela Ooi, August 22, 2010 11:28:26
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written by Motherchell, August 22, 2010 11:24:06
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written by Alice, August 22, 2010 11:14:34
'Save the taxpayers money,share a room'
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written by DPG, August 21, 2010 22:48:23
If I were a journalist, I would hesitate to interview him, as I wouldn't know whether he will change his mode for me.
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written by temenggong, August 21, 2010 10:21:27
1. Farah Azlina Latif in 'Witness Protection',
2. Khairil Anus in 'AC/DC',
3. Gani Patail and Azailiza Mohd Ahad in 'Too Legit to Quit'
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written by justice seeker, August 21, 2010 10:13:12
The Best Malaysian Drama Awards Night
The Information, Communication and Culture Minister, Rais Yatim, will be gracing The Best Malaysian Drama Awards Night at the TV3 auditorium tomorrow night to choose the best Malaysian dramas aired by the Umno-owned television station. The following is the list of nominees and their categories.
ITS A CLEAN SWEEP!!!! AMENO/BEEND/PERKASA MADE A CLEAN SWEEP OF ALL THE PRESTIGIOUS BOLEHLAND EMMY AWARDS "ANUGERAH BANGSAT NEGARA " IN ALL CATEGORIES -
BEST PORN PERFORMANCE BY A EUNUCH; BEST PIECE OF FORGERY ACT BY AG; BEST DRAMA
FOR COWHEAD PERFORMANCE; BEST RACIST MOVIE BY PERKOSA; BEST DIRECTOR OF RACISM BY A SENILE FART; BEST COURTROOM PERFORMANCE BY REAL LIVE KANGAROOS; BEST PERFORMANCE IN NAVAL WARFARE BY SUBS WHO CAN SHOOT TARGETS WITHOUT DIVING;....
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written by doggone, August 21, 2010 04:21:38
AR Musa: "I put it to you that there was no foul play involved and that Teoh strangled himself to death because of depression. I'll give all of us a little demonstration as to how he did it"
Dr.Pornthip: "It is impossible for a person to strangulate himself to death with a tie or for that matter kill oneself by holding one's breath. I suggest you nail your tie to a height of about 8 feet on the courtroom's door and let gravity help you out."
AR Musa: "Look, my face is already turning blue from this demo and I strongly feel that it is possible that he did it this way. I reiterate my stand that he died of self-strangulation and I suggest you change you conclusion. I asked you again. Is it possible that Teoh could have taken his life this way !"
Dr.Pornthip: "Yes, I would certainly come to such a conclusion if he was a student practicing law under your tutelage."
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written by SoundMan, August 21, 2010 00:42:48
Truly awesome all ! OooooooooooooH Raja Petra you bad bad boy ! *slap, slap*...*pinch* ! I just can't make up my mind !
So difficult to, but 'change my mode' Rais is my faaavorite !!?? *Kiss*
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written by panca, August 21, 2010 00:41:48
1) Janna Syariza for movie "Monstrous Battle That Is Looming Ahead"
2) Farah Azlina Latif for movie "My Bed Story With Pillow Talk"
3) Azailiza Mohd Ahad for movie "Heading For Affairs At International Budget Hotel"
And the winner goes to..........
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written by smalluncle, August 21, 2010 00:23:56
"Though no Penetration, I am being Sodomised MENTALLY"
hence me no wash underware.
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written by storm62, August 21, 2010 00:21:59
1) Saifool Buka Hari Hari bin Arse Lan
2) Bonk Moktar Kena Batangan
3) Chua Soi Leak
and the winner issss........ALL of
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written by aisyalam, August 21, 2010 00:12:00
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written by Motherchell, August 20, 2010 23:07:00
But this guy will take the lead as Best Actor for the hit drama "Affinity for Gays-the Horny Ros Syndrome"". The envelopes are still to be opened for the top whores to thank their mothers, fathers, legitimate and illegitimate children, little Napoleons, henchmen, cronies,Swiss Bankers and country cousins and not forgetting their keeps and wives etc.
Most likely Rais will change his mode into a horny drag Queen during the awards ceremony. Zainuddin is doubling up as the Host to make it more organismic!!! Bolehland's performing arts????phew!
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written by cpchen, August 20, 2010 22:55:26
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written by a guest, August 20, 2010 22:25:48
Chua Jui Ming (Menteri Besar of Johor)
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written by truthbespoken, August 20, 2010 21:58:19
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written by archie, August 20, 2010 21:36:18
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written by Nixcloud, August 20, 2010 21:18:17
best "supoorting act"
1. rosmah mansor - the fat woman wears the trousers
2. khairy jamaluddin - all the 'president's' eunuchs
3. mukriz mamathir - my dad is bigger than yours
best lanun
1. mamakthir mohammad - uncounted billions
2. ling liong shit - pkfz millions
3. daim zainuddin - croynism is me
best pirate (as in cetak rompak)
1. mamathir - i am not indian
2. ridhuan tiu abdullah - i cina but sudah potong
3. lingam - sounds like me, talk like, walks like me
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written by Daryl, August 20, 2010 21:01:28
2) C
3) C
4) C
5) C
6) C
7) C
C RPK this feels like college when you don't know which to choose the advice is C is the answer but it is really close on this. So the above show all my answers are C and that wasn't done on purpose. But, if you ask me how I will grade BN Federal government the answer is a BIG FFFFFFF.
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written by malgal, August 20, 2010 20:53:41
1. we are now bolehwood,beating bollywood and hollywood by a kingkong margin because of originality
2. our live audience is an entire rakyat first row and rest of the world by satellite
3. no need for formal scripts or rehearsals, all take ones
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written by guruyahya, August 20, 2010 20:21:42
a) "I am the man in the sex tape. The girl is a personal friend." - Chua Soay Lek in 'Crouching Minister, Hidden Camera'.
b) "I've decided, lama dahhhhhhh" - Mathadir in 'Don't Cry For Me, UMNOWanita'.
c) "Zzzzzzzz... krohhhhh..krohhhhh" - Dollah Badwi in 'Sleepless in Putrajaya'.
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written by Eskay345, August 20, 2010 20:10:49
Someone out there should write short-stories based on the nominations and compiled into a paperback-book. Guaranteed to be best-seller. Who knows someone in Bollywood might even want to turn them into films, but must get the original people to be actors and actresses. Surely become box-office hits.
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written by budak kampong, August 20, 2010 20:10:44
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written by Chivas, August 20, 2010 19:57:46
I think it's really just drama
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written by malsia1206, August 20, 2010 19:50:58
1. Bersih rally of 07
2. GE wake-up call of March 08
3. Pakatan march to Putrajaya in '11/12
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written by DaisyS, August 20, 2010 19:16:17
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written by red1, August 20, 2010 19:11:26
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written by arazak, August 20, 2010 19:11:26
Thanks for putting some energy to the tired and thirsty souls!
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written by Logger123, August 20, 2010 19:09:34
a. Chua Soi Lek in "Bj Hotel in BP"
b. Abdul Gani Patail in 'Budget Hotels'
c. Najib TR in "Sleepless in Mongolia"
And the winner is: ........
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