Bersih 2.0 will hold its rally for electoral reforms in a stadium and not in the streets, the group said today fresh from an audience with the Yang Di-Pertuan Agong in Istana Negara. “We accept the government’s offer to hold the demonstration in a stadium. We will not hold it in the streets,” Bersih 2.0 chief Datuk Ambiga Sreenevasan told reporters today.
NO HOLDS BARRED
Raja Petra Kamarudin
Datuk: Tan Sri!
Tan Sri: Calm down, Datuk….apa hal bising sangat ni?
Datuk: I have some good news, Tan Sri.
Tan Sri: Ah, what is it this time? Ambiga has migrated and has applied for Australian citizenship?
Datuk: No lah, Tan Sri. Better than that.
Tan Sri: What can be better than Ambiga leaving Malaysia?
Datuk: The BERSIH march is off…cancelled…batal.
Tan Sri: Hmm…that is certainly good news. How come?
Datuk: Ambiga had an audience with the Agong this afternoon and BERSIH has agreed to cancel the street march and hold a rally in the stadium instead.
Tan Sri: His Majesty agreed to meet Ambiga?
Datuk: Yes.
Tan Sri: So that means His Majesty recognises BERSIH?
Datuk: Looks like it.
Tan Sri: So that means we can’t ban BERSIH then.
Datuk: Why not, Tan Sri?
Tan Sri: Aiyah...if His Majesty had an official meeting with BERSIH this would mean His Majesty recognises BERSIH.
Datuk: So?
Tan Sri: So it means we can’t ban BERSIH. If not then His Majesty would be guilty of collaborating with an illegal organisation and we would have to arrest His Majesty under the Internal Security Act.
Datuk: Oh…I never thought of that.
Tan Sri: Yes…and that’s why you are a mere Datuk while I am a Tan Sri.
Datuk: That also means we cannot allege that BERSIH is backed by the Communists and Jews. If not then His Majesty would be guilty of working with the Communists and Jews.
Tan Sri: Now you are getting it. So how can that be good news?
Datuk: Didn’t His Majesty think of this? Aiyah…why so stupid?
Tan Sri: Hey, that is seditious. You can’t call the Agong stupid.
Datuk: No, I didn’t mean it like that. I meant it was stupid of us to allow the Agong to meet Ambiga.
Tan Sri: But we dragged the Agong into this. So how can we prevent the Agong from meeting BERSIH?
Datuk: Ia lah. We made a big mistake in issuing that statement from the Agong.
Tan Sri: Hey! Cakap baik sikit!
Datuk: Sorry, I meant we made a big mistake in asking the Agong to issue that statement.
Tan Sri: That’s better. Don’t ever say we issued that statement on behalf of the Agong.
Datuk: Okay lah, but at least the street march is off…now it’s been reduced to just a rally in a stadium.
Tan Sri: How many people do you think will attend the rally?
Datuk: Not sure. Maybe 100,000…could even be 200,000. Now that it is no longer an illegal assembly and there is no danger of arrests many more people may turn out. Those who were initially afraid to turn out may now turn out since it is safe. Mana tahu? Could even be 300,000 people.
Tan Sri: How would 300,000 people park their cars at the stadium?
Datuk: Oh, cannot lah. There is not enough car park space for 300,000 people. They will have to park their cars elsewhere and walk to the stadium…or take public transport.
Tan Sri: So, to get to the stadium they will have to walk, right?
Datuk: That’s right.
Tan Sri: Which means they will be marching to the stadium instead of marching to the Agong’s palace, right?
Datuk: Yes, that’s right…oh…I see what you mean.
Tan Sri: Yes, that’s what I mean. So the march is still on then. Only now it is a legal march, not an illegal march. And they will march to the stadium instead of to the palace. And we can’t do anything about it because the Agong has agreed to this. We can no longer arrest the marchers.
Datuk: Aiyah! This is a disaster. We got tricked. What to do, Tan Sri?
Tan Sri: What can we do? His Majesty has just given BERSIH legitimacy and it has been agreed that a legal rally can be held in the stadium and because of the huge crowd that may turn out they cannot drive to the stadium but will have to march there dressed in yellow shirts.
Datuk: Mampus!
Tan Sri: Yes, mampus. This is even worse. At least if they proceeded with the original plan we can ban BERSIH and declare it a menace to society and a threat to nation security. Now we can’t touch them. We can’t even arrest anyone on 9th July. And because the rally is legal more people will come out. They are not scared any more. And Umno Youth and PERKASA can’t march on the streets in opposition to BERSIH. If they do we will have to arrest them.
Datuk: Alamak. We can’t touch the BERSIH marchers but will have to arrest the Umno Youth and PERKASA marchers. And Khairy already said if BERSIH cancels the street march he is prepared to work with them. So Umno Youth must now support the BERSIH rally at the stadium.
Tan Sri: Exactly. Now you know why I am a Tan Sri and you are just a Datuk?
Datuk: And that means we can’t also ask the Agong to revoke Ambiga’s citizenship.
Tan Sri: Revoke citizenship for what? For obeying the Agong by cancelling the street march and by holding a rally at the stadium like how Najib asked them to?
Datuk: Somehow I think we have been had…suckered big time.
Tan Sri: Aiyah…please get out of here and leave me alone. I need to draft my resignation letter.
Datuk: What should I do, Tan Sri?
Tan Sri: I suggest you also go draft your resignation letter. Najib will want both our heads on a silver platter after this.
Translated into Chinese at: http://ccliew.blogspot.com/2011/07/blog-post.html
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written by lakian, July 07, 2011 20:59:08
written by lakian, July 07, 2011 20:59:08
one woman kill all,both bn and pr.ambiga you are the intelectual.malaysia need people like you.
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written by mikewang, July 06, 2011 17:11:47
written by mikewang, July 06, 2011 17:11:47
Haha.. Yang Mulia.
The government is a lot more stupid than you think.
They are now actually telling Agong that he had an audience with an illegal organisation.
Maybe the penderhaka may now proceed to place His Majesty under strict scrutiny for wearing the regal "bersih" yellow.
The government is a lot more stupid than you think.
They are now actually telling Agong that he had an audience with an illegal organisation.
Maybe the penderhaka may now proceed to place His Majesty under strict scrutiny for wearing the regal "bersih" yellow.
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written by Super Admin, July 06, 2011 15:15:42
written by Super Admin, July 06, 2011 15:15:42
ez24get, sakit telinga dengar: moan, moan, moan...groan, groan, groan. Sudahlah tu! Letih dengar.
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written by ez24get, July 06, 2011 14:57:28
written by ez24get, July 06, 2011 14:57:28
How is it a win for BERSIH when:
1. Najib allows BERSIH to rally in Merdeka Stadium when the police prevents people from attending the rally? The police has lock down every access to KL, not only the stadium and arrests/intimidates those people who intends to participate in the rally.
2. When Najib do not implement the demands for clean election?
Najib is a clearly the winner and a master in the Sun Tsu Art of War. He allows BERSIH to rally in the stadium but leaves it to the police to prevent people from attending and leaves it to the EC to refuse the demands of BERSIH. He comes out smelling like roses.
Pressure has already been piling up on Najib on Human Rights issues from all over the world and foreign diplomats. By allowing BERSIH to rally in the the stadium, he gets off scot-free now.
He made use of the EC, Police and even the King. All Malaysians and the King have been cheated by him. That's why, Najib is sitting in Putrajaya while the rest are still trying very very hard to past even the preliminary stage of presenting the grouses to the Government which will eventually be thrown into the waste paper basket. That's how clever Najib is and he is the clear winner!
1. Najib allows BERSIH to rally in Merdeka Stadium when the police prevents people from attending the rally? The police has lock down every access to KL, not only the stadium and arrests/intimidates those people who intends to participate in the rally.
2. When Najib do not implement the demands for clean election?
Najib is a clearly the winner and a master in the Sun Tsu Art of War. He allows BERSIH to rally in the stadium but leaves it to the police to prevent people from attending and leaves it to the EC to refuse the demands of BERSIH. He comes out smelling like roses.
Pressure has already been piling up on Najib on Human Rights issues from all over the world and foreign diplomats. By allowing BERSIH to rally in the the stadium, he gets off scot-free now.
He made use of the EC, Police and even the King. All Malaysians and the King have been cheated by him. That's why, Najib is sitting in Putrajaya while the rest are still trying very very hard to past even the preliminary stage of presenting the grouses to the Government which will eventually be thrown into the waste paper basket. That's how clever Najib is and he is the clear winner!
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written by FreeAsian, July 06, 2011 13:42:03
written by FreeAsian, July 06, 2011 13:42:03
Datuk: What should we do now?
Tan Sri: Simple lah. Let us plant a few weapons around the place and then blame it on Bersih during the rally, so we can re-arrest them again.
Tan Sri: Simple lah. Let us plant a few weapons around the place and then blame it on Bersih during the rally, so we can re-arrest them again.
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written by activepro, July 06, 2011 11:46:38
written by activepro, July 06, 2011 11:46:38
Now Najib & gang can have their own rally and name it "BERSHIOK SENDIRI".
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written by lovepeace, July 06, 2011 10:52:31
written by lovepeace, July 06, 2011 10:52:31
Itulah orang kata, sepandai pandai tupai melompat, akhirnya jatuh ke tanah juga UMNO thinks they are smart they can make use of the King now the plan backfires! I am so happy with the development. No matter what, RAKYAT wins!
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written by SoundMan, July 06, 2011 10:36:31
written by SoundMan, July 06, 2011 10:36:31
Dear singhkris, July 05, 2011 17:47:36,
The Latok and Tan Sri are boarding a plane hightailing for a nowhere place for a long holiday.
They will only return after the dust settles, always does in fun filled Bolehland (UMNO always knows how to create swell times).
PM Najib is heading to Rome to seek spiritual guidance and absolution. He is massively 'disquieted' by another failed UMNO-BN effort (BERSIH 2.0) thus need solace.
Will, there, Najib accept a 'bunga bunga' with Silvio Berlusconi, another embattled leader ? We may never find out...without Raja Petra Kamaruddin!
The Latok and Tan Sri are boarding a plane hightailing for a nowhere place for a long holiday.
They will only return after the dust settles, always does in fun filled Bolehland (UMNO always knows how to create swell times).
PM Najib is heading to Rome to seek spiritual guidance and absolution. He is massively 'disquieted' by another failed UMNO-BN effort (BERSIH 2.0) thus need solace.
Will, there, Najib accept a 'bunga bunga' with Silvio Berlusconi, another embattled leader ? We may never find out...without Raja Petra Kamaruddin!
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written by OrangKaya, July 06, 2011 10:23:25
written by OrangKaya, July 06, 2011 10:23:25
Oh dear, oh dear what a big fcuk up latuk and lan slee. ini macam mati lah. 2019 mesti bamkrupt cos of gtp, etp, abc, 123.
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written by Lyon, July 06, 2011 10:23:13
written by Lyon, July 06, 2011 10:23:13
Dear RPK,
I'm gonna have a another good day, am chuckling reading your 2nd take on the Datuk & Tan Sri.
I still wonder, the police said that they will not meet with the organisers of the Bersih rally, but now how ? Our Agong has met the organiser and that to wiith short notice. Will the police have to take back their words, the PM has stated he will leave the matter of the rally in a stadium to the police.
Shalom
I'm gonna have a another good day, am chuckling reading your 2nd take on the Datuk & Tan Sri.
I still wonder, the police said that they will not meet with the organisers of the Bersih rally, but now how ? Our Agong has met the organiser and that to wiith short notice. Will the police have to take back their words, the PM has stated he will leave the matter of the rally in a stadium to the police.
Shalom
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written by smalluncle, July 06, 2011 10:07:35
written by smalluncle, July 06, 2011 10:07:35
dear Oldmantalks:
its not a good idea for MSM to broadcast the events as they cannot be trusted. All they will shows are clips when a group of marcher accidentally push over a dustbin or bicycle and play up saying Bersih is violent.
Better get CNN or CNBC to broadcast.
its not a good idea for MSM to broadcast the events as they cannot be trusted. All they will shows are clips when a group of marcher accidentally push over a dustbin or bicycle and play up saying Bersih is violent.
Better get CNN or CNBC to broadcast.
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written by smalluncle, July 06, 2011 10:01:38
written by smalluncle, July 06, 2011 10:01:38
Polis may say "no wearing of yellow shirt outside stadium as that tantamount to illegal street march. looks like the organiser need to provide changing roomssss or can those attending just strip and change in the stadium
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Alright, lets fill the stadium to the brim (how many can we pack in there "sardine style"?)
Get the overseas reporters to film this semut semut kuning events
? Alright, lets fill the stadium to the brim (how many can we pack in there "sardine style"?)
Get the overseas reporters to film this semut semut kuning events
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written by temenggong, July 06, 2011 09:26:38
written by temenggong, July 06, 2011 09:26:38
Capitulation!
We have voluntarily compromised our inalienable right to assemble peacefully without arms in any area or time that we choose. The right to assemble freely is an integral part of democracy, and it can never be traded away.
We have voluntarily compromised our inalienable right to assemble peacefully without arms in any area or time that we choose. The right to assemble freely is an integral part of democracy, and it can never be traded away.
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written by panca, July 06, 2011 08:29:48
written by panca, July 06, 2011 08:29:48
Two of the most important positions can also be translated to be the MOST powerful, MOST corrupted and MOST abused positions!
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written by panca, July 06, 2011 08:25:16
written by panca, July 06, 2011 08:25:16
Now we can safely say that Yellow is 'flowing'. Yellow is for Clean, Fair and Free, Yellow is Royal, Yellow is all vibrant, Rakyat wear Yellow and Yellow wear the Rakyat and yes, it flows in all of us!
@singkris, if you didn't know what you already knew....to identify the Tan Sri and Datok, think again, of course there is no need to put them on a stand, (kedua-dua sudah mahu resign lah!). Two of the most important position in govt institutions that can throw anyone behind bars like a drummer and a trumpeter, stil don't get it?. GA and CP, try using mirror!
@singkris, if you didn't know what you already knew....to identify the Tan Sri and Datok, think again, of course there is no need to put them on a stand, (kedua-dua sudah mahu resign lah!). Two of the most important position in govt institutions that can throw anyone behind bars like a drummer and a trumpeter, stil don't get it?. GA and CP, try using mirror!
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written by syd, July 06, 2011 07:46:07
written by syd, July 06, 2011 07:46:07
Ambiga to lead the opposition since she has more balls than me and anwar combine?
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written by Rigi9, July 06, 2011 02:45:36
written by Rigi9, July 06, 2011 02:45:36
LEGALISE BERSIH....let the m*****f*****s say that we can wear the yellow Bersih t-shirt...otherwise I think we (the Rakyat) have lost for now..
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written by Rigi9, July 06, 2011 02:43:44
written by Rigi9, July 06, 2011 02:43:44
People....first, the biggest hole anyone could encounter, Krismuddin, has to legalise Bersih....a statement has to come from him. Otherwise everything is still illegal, whether it is in a stadium or not...whether the Agung has agreed or not......
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written by usurper, July 06, 2011 02:22:13
written by usurper, July 06, 2011 02:22:13
Did we win? The PM has left it to the Police to decide the course of action on Bersih. This Najib fellow is sure to do whatever necessary to remain in power as his position is being threatened by the UMNO warlords especially with Muhhidyin and Mukhriz waiting to finish him off. Mamaktheif will see to it. We have to march from the streets to the stadium or to the Palace, it does not matter. Yellow must prevail.
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written by hunkeyboy, July 06, 2011 01:37:12
written by hunkeyboy, July 06, 2011 01:37:12
i still say, is there any directive that the EC has to agree to resolve the 8 points that the Bersih 2.0 wants to be settled? if not, what's the point protesting in a stadium (hemned by the police) or on the street?
the basic matter of ensuring free, fair and honest elections must be addressed or else this is all a waste of time an effort?
yes? no?
the basic matter of ensuring free, fair and honest elections must be addressed or else this is all a waste of time an effort?
yes? no?
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written by Fart Fart Wah, July 06, 2011 00:09:03
written by Fart Fart Wah, July 06, 2011 00:09:03
I want to congratulate this great woman of substance.. If we have won then it is won..even if it is half won..in the sense we cannot march down the streets. It goes to show that we are able to put pressure on the Najib govt..step one..now for step 2
Hishamuddin fair and and to be merciful as he is mercifu to all your blunders
Hishamuddin fair and and to be merciful as he is mercifu to all your blunders
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written by onnyap, July 06, 2011 00:07:54
written by onnyap, July 06, 2011 00:07:54
stadium shah alam is available and is in selangor, land of pakatan.
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written by Merdeka, July 05, 2011 23:49:24
written by Merdeka, July 05, 2011 23:49:24
Hisham shame on you! Despite you declare Bersih illegal organisation, yet Agong still granted an audiance with them. Do Agong granted an audiance for you Hisham? malu la Hisham, mana nak letak muka you? and you the minister who spoke a lot of rubbish! Shame on you hisham!
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written by Ezzy, July 05, 2011 23:11:18
written by Ezzy, July 05, 2011 23:11:18
pssssssstttt.. keep down your volume down RPK... nanti this Perkasa terdengar pula... Nanti that PM cancels itu stadium pulak... 'Why didn't I think of this.. haiyaaa.. silap langkah', says Ibrahim Ali while banging his head on the wall. BTW I am pretty sure Ambiga has thought of that before accepting that offer. Checkmate! What an opportunity! Thanks to the King, we now own the street and a stadium! Wow!
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written by Oscar Winner, July 05, 2011 23:09:40
written by Oscar Winner, July 05, 2011 23:09:40
What a great piece, dear Pete. Damn good for a sitcom.
Let the yellow fever begin, man !!! From now till EC is fully independent and carry out their job for the rakyat who pay for their salary, and not take orders from political masters.
Let the yellow fever begin, man !!! From now till EC is fully independent and carry out their job for the rakyat who pay for their salary, and not take orders from political masters.
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written by JustJobe, July 05, 2011 22:46:00
written by JustJobe, July 05, 2011 22:46:00
In a Stadium? sure, why not.
Many Penangites who were at the gathering in the field in Han Chiang college would see this as a possible national version of that event.
I remember what that environment was like.
it was just before we cleaned house in Penang.
Lets hope this brings equal tidings on the national level.
Many Penangites who were at the gathering in the field in Han Chiang college would see this as a possible national version of that event.
I remember what that environment was like.
it was just before we cleaned house in Penang.
Lets hope this brings equal tidings on the national level.
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written by Bellboy263, July 05, 2011 22:37:23
written by Bellboy263, July 05, 2011 22:37:23
Ambiga excellent work. GOM has too many brainless people advising that they don't know the difference between their elbow and their A*****e. Quickly open another University and call it "University for Dummies".
Anyway a big thank you to the Agong .
Now Bersih is legal. The UMNO government put their own foot right up their own A*****e.
Like Ibabonma said we will over follow and this whole thing will be a march and a rally. Win WIN situation
Anyway a big thank you to the Agong .
Now Bersih is legal. The UMNO government put their own foot right up their own A*****e.
Like Ibabonma said we will over follow and this whole thing will be a march and a rally. Win WIN situation
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written by temanmu, July 05, 2011 22:27:52
written by temanmu, July 05, 2011 22:27:52
“Curiouser and curiouser!”
An illegal organisation met the Agong and now the PM and it can even hold a rally in a stadium!
The Polis must be schizophrenic!
PDRM & Army... better follow us to change your half-past-six bosses!
Now I can attend without booking a hotel, bringing raincoat, and other remedies.... or should I still? The dalangs have planted parangs with Bersih T-shirts... so the black wizards are still at large.
An illegal organisation met the Agong and now the PM and it can even hold a rally in a stadium!
The Polis must be schizophrenic!
PDRM & Army... better follow us to change your half-past-six bosses!
Now I can attend without booking a hotel, bringing raincoat, and other remedies.... or should I still? The dalangs have planted parangs with Bersih T-shirts... so the black wizards are still at large.
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written by Statesman, July 05, 2011 22:01:44
written by Statesman, July 05, 2011 22:01:44
Thailand has set the trend for us to follow come the next GE.
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written by sinniah, July 05, 2011 21:53:57
written by sinniah, July 05, 2011 21:53:57
Yellow Yellow, the saints are marching in to the stadium.........yellow left , yellow right, yellow front and back in a single file like our teachers told us to..lets get back our nation
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written by Wally, July 05, 2011 21:49:31
written by Wally, July 05, 2011 21:49:31
whlau, don't you see that what RPK has done is warn GOM that anything they do to prevent Bersih 2 from going ahead could be regarded by all reasonable people as treason? RPK obviously considers that either the GOM leaders wouldn't be clever enough to think the problem through properly or those leaders would be relying on the fact that everybody thinks they are too stupid to realise that action against Bersih 2 supporters would be against the Agong's wishes (so their apparent stupidity would be their "get out of jail free" card). But now the GOM leaders have had it all explained to them in a brilliantly funny way, such that even the village idiot would understand that harming Bersih 2 supporters trying to meet at the stadium would be acting against the Agong's wishes. I'm sure the Agong himself didn't ask RPK to write that piece, but I bet the Agong is laughing just as much as the rest of us and pleased that RPK did. Oh, I just love the way this is panning out! Well played, Pete!
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written by Ben, July 05, 2011 21:38:46
written by Ben, July 05, 2011 21:38:46
Hallelujah, peace is restored, Bersih and 8 demands are recognized, yet we still get to march to the stadium. How magnificent and wonderful you are, God. We praise You and give You all the glory. We celebrate Your goodness, and all the wonders that You do, there is none like You. Amen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U75-8hDv6zo
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written by whlau, July 05, 2011 21:02:15
written by whlau, July 05, 2011 21:02:15
RPK dear...isn't this jumping the gun? I mean doesn't this alert the losers on this brilliant plan? Now they will want to do whatever in their powers to thwart this march to the stadium. I am sure they are now devising what dirty tactics they have up their sleeves to derail this. Don't hold your breath on the authorities legitimizing the yellow t shirts just yet. You should have told this story at the last minute to spring this surprise.
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written by ibabonma, July 05, 2011 20:36:18
written by ibabonma, July 05, 2011 20:36:18
Merdeka Stadium can accommodate at the most 70,000 peoples, what if 200,000 or more are in attendance? Ah! ha! we spread our wings to Masjid Negara, the old Railway Station and Petaling Street and the whole stretch from Federal House right to Dewan Bahasa. What about Kampung Attap and the Istana?
Big thank you, DYMM Agong.
Big thank you, DYMM Agong.
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written by uxzee, July 05, 2011 20:25:35
written by uxzee, July 05, 2011 20:25:35
After all these, be sure to go to the stadium with family and friends on the 9th July. It cannot get that simpler.
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written by hellosunshine, July 05, 2011 20:11:00
written by hellosunshine, July 05, 2011 20:11:00
Wow! I can just imagine the hundreds of thousands of yellow shirts marching I mean walking from their homes right up to Stadium Merdeka where TAR declared our independence. This time it's our independence from the tyranny of Umno/BeEnd. Merdeka!!!! What a glorious sight it will be with a sea of yellow converging into Stadium Merdeka.
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written by MrHot, July 05, 2011 20:10:35
written by MrHot, July 05, 2011 20:10:35
HAHAHAHAH.....GOOD !!! Please put up a video conference to link all the stadium on that day to show how BIG is the support from the Rakyat for BERSIH!!! PANDAN MUKA-UMNO/BN
HIP HIP HURRAY AMBIGA & MAT SABU !!!!!
HIP HIP HURRAY AMBIGA & MAT SABU !!!!!
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written by StraightShooter, July 05, 2011 20:06:48
written by StraightShooter, July 05, 2011 20:06:48
Bloody brilliant!! I thoroughly enjoyed this piece
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written by nasilemak, July 05, 2011 20:04:14
written by nasilemak, July 05, 2011 20:04:14
I feel the Agong has done his best. His powers are limited too.
So now the PDRM's whacking us back by having 250 road blocks in KL, Selangor, Johor, Penang fr tonite to whenever they feel bersih supporters are no longer hiding weapons.
Ofcourse again bersih will be blamed for the chaos
If any Bersih supporter was THAT stupid to hide weapons 5 days before event, AND put a bunch of Yellow Bersih tees with their cache in case somebody else will take their stuff, then Najis' mother is my father
I doubt very much the PDRM dog & pony shows are going to stop with that.
I hv a nasty feeling more's coming our way
BUCKLE UP EVERYONE!! I am sure we are in for a very rough ride
So now the PDRM's whacking us back by having 250 road blocks in KL, Selangor, Johor, Penang fr tonite to whenever they feel bersih supporters are no longer hiding weapons.
Ofcourse again bersih will be blamed for the chaos
If any Bersih supporter was THAT stupid to hide weapons 5 days before event, AND put a bunch of Yellow Bersih tees with their cache in case somebody else will take their stuff, then Najis' mother is my father
I doubt very much the PDRM dog & pony shows are going to stop with that.
I hv a nasty feeling more's coming our way
BUCKLE UP EVERYONE!! I am sure we are in for a very rough ride
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written by SamYap, July 05, 2011 19:57:02
written by SamYap, July 05, 2011 19:57:02
So, Najib & gang blinked first in this "stare you-stare me" down contest.
This episode of high stakes political poker game also confirmed that there are good leaders among the Indian community. We can do without the likes of Samy Vellu, Palanivel, S. Subramaniam etc.
Yes, although Ambiga may be a Malayalee, it does not alter the fact that she is still of Indian origin. And we need more people like her to lead Malaysians, to be a catalyst for positive change.
This episode of high stakes political poker game also confirmed that there are good leaders among the Indian community. We can do without the likes of Samy Vellu, Palanivel, S. Subramaniam etc.
Yes, although Ambiga may be a Malayalee, it does not alter the fact that she is still of Indian origin. And we need more people like her to lead Malaysians, to be a catalyst for positive change.
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written by hvpl, July 05, 2011 19:52:52
written by hvpl, July 05, 2011 19:52:52
Hey! Gentlemen & ladies, please do not forget that citizens in other parts of Malaysia are also supporting BERSIH. Why only in a Kuala Lumpur stadium? Why not in stadiums all over our blessed country?
Let all citizens of Malaysia, who support a Free & Fair election, come out in Yellow to be counted. Did Najib offer only one stadium? He said it was "okay" if held in a stadium. So, let us fill every stadium in Malaysia, this Saturday!
From the tip of Borneo in Kudat, to the Johor Causeway to our border with Thailand, let us LEGALLY fill every stadium in Yellow!
Come to think of it, our rural folks may not want to be left out. Any chance we can fill the Balai Raya of every kampung in Malaysia, too?
Let all citizens of Malaysia, who support a Free & Fair election, come out in Yellow to be counted. Did Najib offer only one stadium? He said it was "okay" if held in a stadium. So, let us fill every stadium in Malaysia, this Saturday!
From the tip of Borneo in Kudat, to the Johor Causeway to our border with Thailand, let us LEGALLY fill every stadium in Yellow!
Come to think of it, our rural folks may not want to be left out. Any chance we can fill the Balai Raya of every kampung in Malaysia, too?
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written by malgal, July 05, 2011 19:49:19
written by malgal, July 05, 2011 19:49:19
Romans 8:28: And in all things, God works for the good of those who love...
for those not planning to join bersih for all the intimidations hurled, well now, they can for all barriers are lifted.
for those not planning to join bersih for all the intimidations hurled, well now, they can for all barriers are lifted.
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written by Hanuman, July 05, 2011 19:31:38
written by Hanuman, July 05, 2011 19:31:38
I am sure all Bersih supporters were laughing till they fell out of their chairs!! Great strategy! It looks like it takes a group of talented NGOs to out foxed the politicians. Now not only do we get to march but we get to use the stadium for FREE!!!!! Wow, thats rubbing it in kuat kuat and Deep Deep!!! I enjoy that! Lets March On to the stadium on 9 July and don't forget to wear Yellow!
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written by Up Yours!, July 05, 2011 19:24:47
written by Up Yours!, July 05, 2011 19:24:47
The Chinese proverb 'chok-chung-yup-si-fut', translated 'catching and inserting a worm into your own ass' meaning 'screwing yourself'. Oooooooh, how does it fell UMNO?
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written by Up Yours!, July 05, 2011 19:12:36
written by Up Yours!, July 05, 2011 19:12:36
Good one! And now, the cops have to release all those that they have arrested......................for wearing Yellow Tees.
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written by Celestial, July 05, 2011 19:09:24
written by Celestial, July 05, 2011 19:09:24
Come on RPK, admit it. You had a hand in this strategy if not the principal adviser. This is classic SunTzu.
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written by SiHangChai, July 05, 2011 19:02:52
written by SiHangChai, July 05, 2011 19:02:52
I will be in all yellow. Heard location is Stadium Merdeka (near police station so arrest can be made if needed) and not Bkt jalil. True, Stadium Merdeka? Was told from my PAS colleague, K'tan & T'gganu will be sending at least 5000 to support the legal gathering! Suggest additional giant screens put up to cater the crowd.
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written by Voter get Voters 1, July 05, 2011 18:40:29
written by Voter get Voters 1, July 05, 2011 18:40:29
Bersih 2 won round 1, 2, 3, 4....let us ALL give BN a K.O punch in the final round by getting more voters 4 PR.
Every Vote Counts.
Its NOW or NEVER.
Every Vote Counts.
Its NOW or NEVER.
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written by Voter get Voters 1, July 05, 2011 18:37:54
written by Voter get Voters 1, July 05, 2011 18:37:54
RPK is calling ALL of us to wear YELLOW BERSIH 2 tees n WALK to stadium ( s) in our hundreds of thousands. We hear ye.....loud & clear.
Let JOM BERSIH 2 to stadium in our YELLOW BERSIH 2 shirts
Let JOM BERSIH 2 to stadium in our YELLOW BERSIH 2 shirts
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written by Saint, July 05, 2011 18:35:20
written by Saint, July 05, 2011 18:35:20
Another great joke this whole affair has created. One section of UMNOBN made Bersih illegal, another UMNOBN mouth piece "sends terror" into Bersih, while another UNMOBN "arm" arrests people arbitrarily, then one section of UMNOBN recognizes Bersih and approves the march if in the stadium
But our wise Agong has given these UMNOBN jokers a tight "slap" by making the march and Bersih legal again. Only the UMNOBN government is capable of doing this.
But our wise Agong has given these UMNOBN jokers a tight "slap" by making the march and Bersih legal again. Only the UMNOBN government is capable of doing this.
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written by Oldmantalks, July 05, 2011 18:33:48
written by Oldmantalks, July 05, 2011 18:33:48
Bersih 2.0 should accept the PM's offer of using a stadium for the rally, but on a condition that the rally MUST be telecast LIVE to the rakyat for at least 60 minutes on TV3. If LIVE telecast is not permitted, then a delayed telecast for the same duration on all the local TV stations on a schedule to be fixed by the TV stations.
Of course all the other foreign TV stations should be given free access to the event.
Of course all the other foreign TV stations should be given free access to the event.
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written by Saint, July 05, 2011 18:26:40
written by Saint, July 05, 2011 18:26:40
Truly RPK, I did not see it this way. I just wrote in YB Kit Siang's blog that it was a right move but a an unwise decision. I felt that they should have requested the The Agong, to "force" Barisan and EC to the negotiation table for derisive results. This is what we as the Rakyat actually want, not demonstrations be it in the streets or stadium. In your eyes, we have the cake and can also eat it at the same time...Great... but will it solve the actual problem?
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written by expat/lon, July 05, 2011 18:25:47
written by expat/lon, July 05, 2011 18:25:47
Blimey RPK you are a bloody gem.Nice one Cyril
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written by earthman, July 05, 2011 18:20:04
written by earthman, July 05, 2011 18:20:04
Umno would not so easily give in and allow the march to the stadium, but maybe will call in the police trucks and ferry them there . This will give the people by the roads the impression that Bersih supporters are criminals. What ever it is, this round goes to Umno . For those who will attend the rally in the stadium are already supporters for a clean and fair election. Umno control medias would not air even a bit or write about the event. And the rural folks would still be in the dark. Nothing had changed .
A debate telecast live would be the best to educate all Malaysians about the eight demands for a clean and fair election. The rural folks may even learn a new word - gelimankering . Apa itu hah? oh Ohhhhhhhh. , ''Geli nya Man kering''.
A debate telecast live would be the best to educate all Malaysians about the eight demands for a clean and fair election. The rural folks may even learn a new word - gelimankering . Apa itu hah? oh Ohhhhhhhh. , ''Geli nya Man kering''.
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written by Chivas, July 05, 2011 18:16:45
written by Chivas, July 05, 2011 18:16:45
wow, i didn't see it this way regarding the march to the stadium. I still have alot to learn 
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written by truthbespoken, July 05, 2011 18:16:25
written by truthbespoken, July 05, 2011 18:16:25
Hahaha, RPK, you've preempted the whole situation. You have given helluva good reasons here why Bersih is now legitimate and what actions the men in blue mustn't take when the Bersih assembly is held in a stadium this Saturday! Like it's inferred, it's a 'command' from the Agong and an agreement with the PM.
Dear RPK, you've got your form back! Wickedly fast, clever, humorous and most of all, very potent! Ambiga, we are very proud of you! Bersih, here we proudly come! Let the men in blue protect us instead!
Dear RPK, you've got your form back! Wickedly fast, clever, humorous and most of all, very potent! Ambiga, we are very proud of you! Bersih, here we proudly come! Let the men in blue protect us instead!
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written by malsia1206, July 05, 2011 18:15:16
written by malsia1206, July 05, 2011 18:15:16
Goodsatirical piece coming typically from RPK. After all the past weels of tension and stressed-out emotions, this is good reading to soothe the mind.
RPK, you mentioned the Datuk and Tan Sri. How about the Tun himself?
He's pretty much quiet on the issues and keeping a low-key profile. At least for now, that is.
I believe we all need to flush out the Tun too. Continue your saga on how the Tun fit into the overall picture, please?
RPK, you mentioned the Datuk and Tan Sri. How about the Tun himself?
He's pretty much quiet on the issues and keeping a low-key profile. At least for now, that is.
I believe we all need to flush out the Tun too. Continue your saga on how the Tun fit into the overall picture, please?
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written by Nixcloud, July 05, 2011 18:14:43
written by Nixcloud, July 05, 2011 18:14:43
with the billions they paid the israelis, this is all they can come up with??? jibby, pay me millions and i can come up with twice a better idea....
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written by NSidhu, July 05, 2011 18:09:53
written by NSidhu, July 05, 2011 18:09:53
Ambiga really should run for parliament. She just became a model citizen and made BN look like complete fools in one stroke. Granted making BN look like fools isn't that difficult but this was done so beautifully it's like a work of art.
Let's just hope Anwar doesn't give a speech during the rally and ruin everything.
Let's just hope Anwar doesn't give a speech during the rally and ruin everything.
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written by yatchee, July 05, 2011 18:06:06
written by yatchee, July 05, 2011 18:06:06
Yes,BERSIH won the game,one thing we must remember,change the government ,that is what we aim for.JUST CAHNGE..-WE NEED
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written by Sribayu, July 05, 2011 18:05:44
written by Sribayu, July 05, 2011 18:05:44
Hahahah... It's a marvelous idea .!
Lets all pull together... march on together to the stadium !!
Lets all pull together... march on together to the stadium !!
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written by This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it , July 05, 2011 17:54:30
written by This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it , July 05, 2011 17:54:30
This is what happen when you have evil in your heart.
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