Today, I thought I might as well jump onto the bandwagon and also talk about arseholes. After all, I don’t want anyone to allege that Malaysia Today is not keeping up with the latest issue.
NO HOLDS BARRED
Raja Petra Kamarudin
One day, all the different parts of the body had a meeting to discuss who should be the boss.
The brain said it should be the boss because it did all the thinking.
The eyes said it should be the boss because it did all the seeing.
The ears said it should be the boss because it did all the hearing.
The mouth said it should be the boss because it allowed the body to eat.
The tongue said it should be the boss because without it the body would not be able to talk or taste any of the food that it ate.
And so the debate continued with the hands, feet, fingers, toes, neck and all the other parts of the body arguing their case as to why they should be the boss. And the debate went on without any consensus until the arsehole butted in (pun intended) and argued that it should be the boss.
There was a moment of total silence before all the parts of the body rolled on the ground laughing uncontrollably. “You can’t be the boss,” they replied. “You are just an arsehole.”
This made the arsehole very angry and it clammed up and refused to open. Nothing could enter the body through the arsehole, not even a plastic device. More importantly, nothing could leave the body and after a week or so the brain became mushy and could no longer think. The eyes became watery and could no longer see. The ears became zingy and could no longer hear. The mouth, tongue, hands, feet, fingers, toes and whatnot all became weak and could no longer function properly.
By the tenth day the body was at the point of death and all the parts of the body relented and agreed that the arsehole should be the boss. The arsehole had clearly proven that it was the most superior part of the body.
From that day on the arsehole became the boss and ruled over the entire body. And this proves you do not have to be smart to become the boss. You just need to be an arsehole. And Malaysia is living testimony to this doctrine that only arseholes can become the boss.
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One day, a woman went to her doctor to discuss a ‘problem’ she was facing.
“My husband loves anal sex,” she told the doctor.
“So?” the doctor asked.
“Well, is it safe?” asked the woman.
“Do you enjoy it?” asked the doctor.
With a blush on her face and not daring to look the doctor in the eye, she admitted that she does.
“Well, carry on then,” the doctor replied, “as long as you also enjoy it.”
“But can I become pregnant through anal sex?” asked the woman.
“Of course you can,” the doctor replied. “Where do you think politicians come from?”
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“And what is the purpose of the two stories above?” you might ask.
Well, considering that the world is crumbling around us -- the Middle East is bringing the world to the brink of a Third World War with Israel’s attack on the Peace Flotilla, three Israeli submarines are now in the Persian Gulf and are aiming its nuclear missiles on Iran, the three PIGs (Portugal, Italy and Greece) are going bankrupt and may drag the entire world including Malaysia down with it, and much, much more -- yet the entire country is focused on just one issue, Saiful’s arsehole. So, today, I thought I might as well jump onto the bandwagon and also talk about arseholes. After all, I don’t want anyone to allege that Malaysia Today is not keeping up with the latest issue.
This is the number one issue for Malaysia and which will decide the future of this country -- whether Anwar had or had not penetrated Saiful’s arsehole with his pecker.
Sad, very sad, when one arsehole decides the future of a country of 27 million people. I wonder, 100 years from now, when Malaysians look back on 2010, what the historians would be saying about this period of Malaysian history. India had its ‘Black Hole of Calcutta’ in June 1756 that changed the history of the Indian continent and planted the seed of the Indian nationalist movement. Are we going to see the ‘Black Hole of Saiful’ in June 2010 also change the course of Malaysian history?
Translated into Chinese at: http://ccliew.blogspot.com/2010/06/blog-post_06.html
written by onnetline, June 05, 2010 10:27:57
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written by Better My, June 05, 2010 06:59:36
You blink, you miss all the fun - the biggest arsehole pic snatched away.
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written by alacarte, June 04, 2010 15:20:35
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written by wuv, June 04, 2010 12:12:54
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written by popuri, June 04, 2010 11:44:42
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written by siewchinteo, June 04, 2010 11:23:53
notice how dogs smell each other's asses when they first meet, and the information they got from that somehow pacifies them. If only we smell each other's asses, there wouldn't be any war."
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written by Pegasus, June 04, 2010 09:27:34
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written by Ocassey, June 04, 2010 02:41:46
My young grandchild said it was "CYCLOP" with a flabby neck that weighs down like two pendulums !
One by Motherchell looks like Ibrahim Ali flexing his celluloids ! The other reminds us about "licenced to bet on footballs"
And do we recognise the PIG with his forked tongues dangling searching high and low for RPK by
MalaysiaBaru ?
Fantastic postings !
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written by Angela Ooi, June 04, 2010 01:27:29
While Saiful is the Mother of all A*****es, clear winner Najis's the Father!!
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written by Super Admin, June 04, 2010 00:54:13
RPK
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written by magickriver, June 04, 2010 00:36:33
Well, those who worship the Bottom Line and who will say or do anything for money will sorely regret it when they hit Rock Bottom.
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written by arazak, June 03, 2010 22:58:24
Fr: "I'm getting a boob job."
BFM (not to be outdone): "I'm having my arseshole bleached."
Fr replies: "I can't imagine Jibby with blond hair!"
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written by Motherchell, June 03, 2010 21:05:00
The frontlines of our battles are lined with the might of OUR pens. Everyone's depiction here is a nuclear tipped literary weapon the enemy fears to challenge. Our cavalry we have here sends shivers down the spines of the nincompoops who speak French only!
Cheers to you !!
Regards.
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written by Aduh, June 03, 2010 20:39:46
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written by Better My, June 03, 2010 20:31:48
Your bouncy FATTEST buttock that we have seen, correlating with the BIGGEST arsehole we have seen, just about take top prize in graphics. If not for the "indecency factor for uninformed Bangkit young ones getting shocked viewing the biggest arsehole, the arsehole would have got first prize as this would be remembered 20-50 years from now - the arsehole that shaked the nation and the PM of the day has all his fingerprints on every inch of the arsehole perimeter.
It wont be easy for anyone to beat this pure full fatty nakedness from here on. Others begin to look like pretenders. The small pittance $ subscription payment to MT is worth every cents of it in entertainment value x 100 more.
More pleeeease, Motherchell
Unite EW to save lawless malaysia re Azlan. Jeff K, the more u delay, the bigger arsehole yours become.
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written by Motherchell, June 03, 2010 20:00:16
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written by educationist, June 03, 2010 19:30:03
Other countries don't have that obsession with the arsehole not even the Saudis, Iranians or what have u!!!
And of all the low down characters, it is that shitfool's arse that the UMNOputras have opened up for public scrutiny!!
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written by lynn, June 03, 2010 19:21:38
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written by Better My, June 03, 2010 18:55:42
Yes, that was arsehole of a story and pic.
Yes, the arsehole decade that we wil remember years from now, so would our children on this day at MT
Yes, arsehole bosses of our country who stripped the nation apart and we had allowed it to be raped from front & the back. No more!
Well we now know what a large arsehole looks like. I have never seen mine, have you?
(What an arsehole question, u might retort. yes, I agree)
Great belly ache laughs, Malay Man - Malaysian Heart. Good one.
Unite EW to save lawless malaysia. Jeff K/Sabah, dont be a big arsehole like the pic above, man.
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written by MalaysiaBaru, June 03, 2010 18:42:39
Thanks for putting Malaysia in the world news with this sensational story. That's another 1-up-Malaysia's asre that will help promote Malaysia internationally!
Malaysia ~ Truly the Arsehole of Asia
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written by Motherchell, June 03, 2010 18:28:44
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written by MalaysiaBaru, June 03, 2010 18:24:07
Najis, you WILL go to hell and be forced to do a hand stand in a waist-deep pool of Shit for eternity. Altuntuya will simultaneously stuff a C4 up your arsehole and blow u up with a pain that will last forever.
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written by smalluncle, June 03, 2010 18:22:45
Malaysia, truly Ass-ia!
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written by my oumrie, June 03, 2010 17:33:30
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written by albert zacharias, June 03, 2010 17:21:19
Anyway if that is the arsehole of Saiful, I wonder why DSAI would even want to try it. There are so many virgin ones out there. Call Tan Teng Wee he will oblige anytime.
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written by Voter get Voters 1, June 03, 2010 17:19:06
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written by Buayanegara, June 03, 2010 17:15:33
No wonder PKR keeps attracting controversies after controvercies on the same kind - ArseHolees !!!
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written by temenggong, June 03, 2010 16:58:23
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written by bknight, June 03, 2010 16:47:27
anyway is that his arsehole ? dang! he is one desperate faggot i would say
arrggh!!!!
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written by hellosunshine, June 03, 2010 16:12:56
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written by Bullchick, June 03, 2010 16:10:02
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