You can’t get pregnant from anal sex


Every day Lim Kit Siang is barking like a mad dog alleging that Najib stole RM42 billion of 1MDB’s money. Has Najib been arrested and charged for stealing RM42 billion of 1MDB’s money? Does Kit Siang have any evidence that Najib stole RM42 billion of 1MDB’s money? Will Kit Siang be the prime witness to testify during Najib’s trial?  

NO HOLDS BARRED

Raja Petra Kamarudin

10 promises in 100 days and today is day 80

Pakatan Harapan supporters say you need at least nine months after marriage before you can get a baby. And it is only 80 days since Pakatan Harapan won the general election on 9th May 2018 so you cannot expect changes so soon. After all, there are 61 years of rot and damage to repair.

First of all, if Pakatan Harapan says there are 61 years of rot and damage to repair then that would include 13 years of Tunku Abdul Rahman, 6 years of Tun Razak Hussein, 5 years Tun Hussein Onn, 22 years of Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad, 6 years of Tun Abdullah Ahmad Badawi…and, of course, 9 years of Najib Tun Razak.

And more damage was caused in 22 years of Mahathir than the 39 years of the five other Prime Ministers combined. So, what are the Pakatan Harapan supporters trying to say? Are they saying Mahathir was a toxic Prime Minister? In that case why are they also saying they voted for Mahathir so that he can help save Malaysia. Is that not like electing Hitler to become the Israeli Prime Minister?




Anyway, with so many Pakatan Harapan gay leaders indulging in anal sex, how the hell are you going to get a baby in nine months? It may surprise you to know that arseholes like Lim Kit Siang are not the product of anal sex.

So please stop this ‘you cannot get babies in less than nine months after marriage’ excuse. After all it was Pakatan Harapan who promised that the very next day, within 24 hours after GE14, Najib is going to be arrested and will be sent to jail, petrol prices will drop to RM1.50 per litre, the oil royalty (for Sabah, Sarawak, Terengganu and Kelantan) will be increased to 20%, the GST will be abolished and the cost of living is going to come down drastically, the government is going to recover RM42 billion of 1MDB’s stolen money, toll charges will be abolished, all PTPTN loans are going to be wiped out, and much more.

You promised all this within 24 hours in your ‘10 promises in 100 days’ manifesto and now you say you cannot get babies in less than nine months after marriage, and you have 61 years of rot and damage to repair so it is going to take many years, and so on. Even Mahathir has indicated he may have to stay longer than two years because there is so much work to be done.

Petrol price supposed to be reduced to RM1.50 on 10th May 2018

The two major factors for Pakatan Harapan’s success in GE14 was 1MDB and GST. (For Sabah and Sarawak it was the 20% oil royalty and MA63). Najib was alleged to have stolen RM42 billion of 1MDB’s money and Pakatan Harapan said it is going to recover that RM42 billion and Najib is going to be sent to jail. How much of that so-called stolen RM42 billion has the government recovered so far? It is now 80 days. And is Najib in jail yet for supposedly stealing RM42 billion of 1MDB’s money?

Every day Lim Kit Siang is barking like a mad dog alleging that Najib stole RM42 billion of 1MDB’s money. Has Najib been arrested and charged for stealing RM42 billion of 1MDB’s money? Does Kit Siang have any evidence that Najib stole RM42 billion of 1MDB’s money? Will Kit Siang be the prime witness to testify during Najib’s trial?

Kit Siang declared that his ‘evidence’ is based on newspaper and blog reports. That is all the ‘evidence’ which Kit Siang has. Newspaper and blog reports. There is no smoking gun. So why will Kit Siang not just shut the fook up? And can he talk about his son’s corruption case and how Tommy Thomas will be dropping the case as part of the deal to appoint him the Attorney-General?

Woof. Woof. All bark but no bite.

 



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