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Thursday, 22 May 2008 14:37

The honoured title of "Bapa Malaysia" was conferred by a grateful nation on our beloved and revered founding father, Tunku Abdul Rahman. Will Abdullah become known as "Bapa Corridor", wonders Tota.

The honoured title of Bapa Malaysia was conferred by a grateful nation on our beloved and revered founding father, Tunku Abdul Rahman. At one time a very angry but probably a very envious Dr M, because of the nation’s adulation of Tunku, made a very rude and insulting comment that people call themselves Bapa this and Bapa that meaning that Tunku bestowed the title on himself. Later Dr M had no objection when his admirers called him Bapa this and Bapa that — Bapa Modernisation, Bapa Progress, Bapa Development, Bapa Sharia etc. etc. His detractors called him Bapa Authoritarian, Bapa Crooked Bridge, etc.

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written by MasterYoda, May 22, 2008 | 14:40:49
the more correct title for Dr. M would be:

BAPA MASALAH MALAYSIA (Bapa Segala Masalah Malaysia)

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written by MasterYoda, May 22, 2008 | 14:42:19
and .... BAPA KORAPSI MALAYSIA (Internationally known as Mr. 20%ter)
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written by grant, May 22, 2008 | 14:42:30
there are 3 i hv in mind, sounds more befitting
1 - bapa kemerosotan malaysia
2 - bapa koridor korupsi
3 - bapa suka lena
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written by grant, May 22, 2008 | 14:44:07
master yoda, abdullah talking we are.. not mahathir..
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written by MasterYoda, May 22, 2008 | 14:47:57
grant,

thanks. i am aware. but a talking about a Bapa title for Dr.M is more shiok than that Sleepy Head...
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written by grant, May 22, 2008 | 14:49:44
dr m is history liao la... nobody will remember him as any bapa... better to bestow sheep herder with bapa title.. maybe "bapa kepala otak dia"
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written by nowinnofee, May 22, 2008 | 14:51:51
Hmmmmmmm..Bapa Corridor Tingkat 4?
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written by Arubin, May 22, 2008 | 14:56:12
Somehow, I suspect that Badawi's most likely post-president title will be Bapa Mertua Khairy. smilies/tongue.gif
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written by asguard, May 22, 2008 | 14:56:45
Bapa segala korupsi.... kini dahulu dan selamanya....
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written by oknyua, May 22, 2008 | 14:58:17
Ya, arubin, "bapa mentua khairy," tepat sekali.
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written by sitiawan, May 22, 2008 | 14:59:40
Bodohwi should get the title "BAPA MENGANTUK MALAYSIA"
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written by apanama, May 22, 2008 | 15:03:49
SOALAN No. 0000 00001

MAHATHIR S/O ISKANDAR KUTTY BOLEH DIANGGAP SEBAGAI:

A. BAPAK KORAPSI SEGALA MACAM KORAPSI
B. BAPAK PENYAMUN HARTA NEGARA
C. BAPAK KAKI-TENDANG-SUAP HAKIM
D. BAPAK PENIPU RAKYAT
E. BAPAK SEGALA DOSA KEJAM ZALIMI RAKYAT
F. BAPAK A.P.
G: BAPAK 20 PERCENT.
H. BAPAK KRONI-DAIM-DIAM-DIAM
I. BAPAK SEGALA BAPOK
J. BAPAK PUKI*****
K. BAPAK PENGKHIANAT UMNO-46
L. BAPAK FIRAUN
M. BAPAK *****
N. BAPAK NINCOMPOOP
O. BAPAK SEGALA BAPAK YANG BUSUK
P. SEMUA DI ATAS.

JAWAPAN:
BAPAK TIUNIAMAHAI.





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written by MasterBlaster, May 22, 2008 | 15:13:44
The 3 criterias of a politician:
1. To make something for one self
2. To gain absolute power
3. Maybe help others

1. Didn't make anything obvious for himself
2. Power - Give to Khairy
3. Ignore people voices for help

I think he just one to be in the limelight. Just want to minggle with the celebs.

Bapa Glamour!!!
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written by kc respect, May 22, 2008 | 15:14:10
BAPA SNORING or BAPA ZZZZZ
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written by shan, May 22, 2008 | 15:24:10
Super admin , good chose but I would love to address him as Bapak chinta berahi,bapak cabaran and bapak pampers smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by apanama, May 22, 2008 | 15:27:55
BAPAK KORRIDOR DUBUR
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written by IbnAbdHalim, May 22, 2008 | 15:33:29
They're all "BAPA PENYAMUN"...!!!
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written by libau, May 22, 2008 | 15:58:13
Only one BAPAK title should be entitled to Dr M now..
BAPA NYANYUK
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written by Sean E, May 22, 2008 | 16:26:29
Bapa Corridor that leads to nowhere.
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written by TWOG, May 22, 2008 | 16:37:14
Tunku Abdul Rahman - Bapa Malaysia
Abdul Razak - Bapa Maladies
Hussein Onn - Bapa Malaysial
Mahathir Mohamad - Bapa Malays
Abdullah Badawi - Bapa Malaise

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written by cruzeiro, May 22, 2008 | 17:08:35
Great Fathers
Bapa UMNO
Bapa Malaysia
Bapa 5.13
Bapa Perpaduan
Bapa Korek
Bapa Korek-(ti)dor
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written by cheemengwong, May 22, 2008 | 17:12:47
Hi Dr. M,

I can call you Bapak but why am I...

a. Live in fear during the tenure of your premiership? You simply can put people to Gaol/Jail under ISA. My bapak don't do that to me!

b. Why you discrimate me against your other anak Malaysia?
If you are my Bapak, why did you treat me different? I lost out my chances to get into public university, a scholarship and the chance to work for the government. Instead I did a part time degree at my own initiative and job hope due to economic slowdown a couple of times.

c. Bapak Dr. M, there are so many things you did not do as a bapak so much so I cannot call you bapak, but becos you insist I cannot resist. So Bapak, can you explain why you also call your other children "ketuanan" and child like me "pendatang"?

I was born and bred here in this land as you are!

d. Why do I have to apply for so many things like permits to do hawking, permits to do biz. permits to import cars which I never got while you other children gets it for FREE and as a matter of right!!!

e. Bapak, why your other children gets a 10 -15 % discount when they purchases house from private property developor while I have to Q in line and pay undertable money?

f. Bapak, why are my children, i.e your grandchildren again being denied study loans, scholarships and places in the public unis? Why are my children and me being discriminated for 2 generations?

Bapak, please answer me. I just can figure it out.

If you don't I will denounce you as Bapak and I shall you you Bapok from now on.

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written by Lostsoul12, May 22, 2008 | 17:13:00
TWOG,
What about Najib? Bapa Mongolia?????
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written by bodohland_citizen, May 22, 2008 | 17:34:59
Mahathir - Bapak Nasi Kandar
Pak Lah - Bapak Romeo
Najib - Bapak kepada anak Altantuya
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written by HARIMAU BIN ABDULLAH, May 22, 2008 | 17:40:01
"Bapa Tidur"
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written by cheemengwong, May 22, 2008 | 17:40:39
A story about Corridor or Doorlah...

In a special instituition where all the inmates have IQ below 80... the following takes place...now you may wonder who are these guys....

One day a supervisor of the instituition call all the inmates becos it is getting rather crowded and he needs to free some into the rat race world you and I live in.

So the supervisor has a plan to detect who can go out into "our" world and make a living like us...

He drew a door complete with knob and key hold on a white wall. He call all the inmates and told them whoever can open the door will graduate from the instituition.

One by one came and try. Some hold the know and push with their body. Some banged against the door. Some throw karate punches. Some taikwondo kicks. All of them failed to open the door and were exhausted.

One inmate by the name of Fork Lah did not attempt to do anything but sat on a chair all by himself smiling to himself and even seem uninterested. At times he dozed off.

The supervisor being curious asked him why?

Fork Lah said...giggling at the same time..." Sir, I've have the key lah!!!"

Sounds familar in our Boleh Land?
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written by Fernz, May 22, 2008 | 17:59:02
Whoever takes over must remember what the people want. Even if the government can't help them, it's okay. Above all, they want a government which will not disturb them.

Umno and the BN disturb the people too much. Hence, it's not surprising they lost so badly in the last GE.

In Sabah, before 1985, Harris Salleh and Berjaya were a pain in the neck. Hence, the people got rid of them and voted for PBS. Earlier, Mustapha and Usno were a pain in the neck and the people got rid of them by voting for Berjaya. Harris only behaved himself during his first term. After that, the power got to his head and he ran amok.

Between Badawi and Mahathir, the latter disturbs the people too much. There are many who feel like strangling him to death.

http://fernzjoeFernandez.blogspot.com
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written by ladasiber, May 22, 2008 | 18:22:02
Tunku Abdul Rahman - Bapa Kemerdekaan
Tun Abdul Razak - Bapa Najis C4
Tun Hussein Onn - Bapa Kerismuddin
Tun Dr. Mahathir - Bapa Mirzan Mukriz dan Mokhzani (Semua anak emas emak)
Tun (?) Abdullah Ahmad Badawi - Tak payah bagi tahu lah Bapa apa, semua dah tau
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written by fan73, May 22, 2008 | 20:27:16
lagi best,

BAPAK FUNFAIR. (with the only structure within his employment 'eye of Malaysia')
Congrat Pak Lah


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written by Catharsis, May 22, 2008 | 20:29:18
TDM......BAPA CRONYISM AND BAPA NEPOTISM
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written by sickofitall, May 22, 2008 | 22:02:55
To be accurate, we should give due recognition to AAB as Bapa Nori & Bapa mertua Khairy
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written by power2u, May 22, 2008 | 22:08:40
Pak Lah- -Bapa ditampar oleh Sultan (Trg, Perlis,)

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written by greenarrow, May 22, 2008 | 22:26:44
Bapak BOHONG...

Bapak Pencetus Perhimpunan Beruberuk UMNO LiarHaram Jalanan kat KOMTAR Penang
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written by ukmywl, May 23, 2008 | 00:14:43
Bapak Tilam.
Bapak nonsense.
Bapak sudah nyanyuk .... smilies/grin.gif
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